OpenStream.US

“Unlike in the United States, some countries require proof of legal capacity to enter into a marriage contract. If it is necessary to obtain this proof overseas, you can execute an affidavit of eligibility to marry at a U.S. Embassy or Consulate. There are also individual requirements, which vary from country to country, e.g., parental consent and blood tests. Before going abroad, check with the Embassy or tourist information bureau of the country where you plan to marry to learn of any specific requirements.”

From http://travel.state.gov/travel/living/residing/residing_1235.html (about half way down the page)
There is definately something disturbing about that first sentence. Although, it’s nice to know I could find a right-twisted nut-job mental case and get hitched without a problem in the good ol’ U.S. of A. If all else fails, I’m glad I could just go get that ‘affidavit of eligibility’ from a U.S. Embassy to ensure my right to marry a psychopathic woman is upheld no matter where I am.
To completely misuse a quote from (D)Senator Evan Bayh in a recent interview regarding US tactics in Iraq since 9-11, “The level of incompetance is tragic and breathtaking.”
And some people think they have a right to say same-sex marriage is absurd LOL…

*Sorry* Irony… ya know?

~Chris

So yeah, we rented a car and went on a road trip for no good reason.
It was kewl. Cologne (Koln) was pretty nice, good weather!
Berlin was FABULOUS! They have a Holocaust memorial that is a megalithic maze in the middle of this really nice area next to the Brandenburg Tor. I will post pics as soon as we get back to Paris on Tuesday.
Tomorrow (today really) we are on our way back to Paris, but we’re stopping in Dusseldorf to split the return trip in half (like the trip here).
Should be pretty nice, the weather has been pretty good, even the rain here is not to bad. There’s some seasonal weather pattern in Spring/Autumn called something like Sloschenwatter? Slichtenwatter? Shitty-Weather is the basic idea.
But the rain wasn’t bad and didn’t stop us from walking around Berlin… sent out some postcards, had some good Sushi (I need to learn Japanese, since it’s the only language that will definately get me what I want no matter where I go).
I have found that I really like the German language! I even can order most basic food items…
Went out to Sage Club Berlin (www.sage-club.de) really nice place, great bar tender grrl, dredlocked DJs, YUM! (Eine Wasser mit Gas und Eine Red Bull mit Wodka, danka) three rounds later we had to get out of there because EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG SMOKES LUCKY STRIKES IN EUROPE.
I could spend some serious time here tho…
Maybe later…

“The officials say, the wardrobe malfunction was intentional.”

~Fashion Faux-Pas Titty-Flop at *what must have been THE fashion show in Mumbai, India.

“You guys should stop with that type of non-sense.” Random India Girl referring to how embarrased the model must be AND how embarrassing it is to her ‘that the model must be with all this attention’ that the media is giving. She expressed this regardless to whether it was ‘intentional’ or not.

What the hell is this shit?
I hate you… I hate you Jennifer Lopez for that Ugly Green dress at the MTV awards, that has nothing to do with this.. I just wanted to let ya’ll know I hate J.Lo! However, I do especially hate you, Janet Jackson, for your… whatever that was at the SuperBowl?.. OI!! Fuckin ‘wardrobe malfunction’

I changed the post on myspace a little later, I added something else that’s pretty nice (or so we thought when I said it).

I think people make their blog/blogging websites into ‘online diaries’ because no one reads them? People just post and post and no one ever uses the comment function… hmmmm